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shadowmaster004 Profile Information

Help Desk Havoc Engineer
Age 37 From Mount Sterling, Kentucky - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Describe myself, huh? If I must.
I'm kind of an indoors guy. Computer stuff, video games, movies, anime when I can get my hands on it. (still haven't finished Death Note and Naruto.) On the occasion that I do, I like going out to the movies, out to dinner with friends, driving around Lexington. I'll even go to the mall on occasion. But usually I'm pretty content with hanging out at home, watching a movie or TV. Love me some House and How I Met Your Mother.

I don't put up with a whole lot of stupid and every aspect of life is open to interpretation and ridicule. If you can't laugh at other people then who CAN you laugh at? Am I right or am I right? XD I've got a wicked sense of humor. A friend once told me that I "use a hell of a lot of sarcasm." I took it as a compliment. :P

I love to laugh. I haven't met someone that I couldn't make laugh or smile at least once. And I've been told that when I smile, my whole face lights up, and that I have a large array of facial expressions. Not sure if both of those were compliments, but hey, whatever. :3
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Stand Up. I have people tell me I'm funny and I should write something and try it, but I haven't yet.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Goal In Life Is  
In a perfect world, being a comedian would be sweet. (as long as Veidt doesn't throw me out of my appartment in the middle of the night.) Right now, I'm happy just being a help desk agent, but for the long run, I guess I should start writing.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I almost always do the driving when my friends and I go out. I've kind of come to love it. (Stockholm much?) Getting in the car and going somewhere is always fun. Movies, out to dinner, stores/mall, etc. I just like going adventuring in town!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Someone fun that I can laugh with. Someone that's not just a girlfriend, but a really cool friend too. Someone that will join me in going into a dollar store and seeing how many times we can ask "How much is this?" before we get asked to leave! (haven't gotten asked to leave yet. The fine folks at dollar tree really have good patience.) She's gotta be quick, and not afraid to spin out a quick burn whenever the opportunity arises. I've got a sharp wit, so try to keep up! :P

I am very opinionated and I love a good discussion, so be prepared to take part in an engaging conversation from time to time about a variety of colorful topics. Semantics are everything. :3

I'm looking for someone that's just as happy spending time together at home as they are when going out. This is Kentucky, after all. Not much around here but movie theaters and agriculture, and I do not react well to livestock. > < Where was I?

Oh yeah! I consider myself the romantic type, so she's gotta be cool with
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date
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